It was good, thank you, but it’s not over yet.
That’s what I keep telling them. They won’t listen.
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Season 7 Opening..
AGAIN. This is a wallpaper created by a fan. This is NOT th S7 Opening!
Shhh, no… it’s legit. The bats and the blue flames obviously signify that this season will be a Batman/SPN crossover. Death travels to DCU to get Batman’s help to track down Castiel and rip out the souls before they destroy Cas. Dean will fanboy over Batman. And Sam will be shitting brix because OMG BATMAN IS REAL. THERE’S A UNIVERSE OUT THERE WHERE DCU IS REAL. And he’ll be like, CAN YOU GET ME WONDER WOMAN’S AUTOGRAPH.
And Batman will growl out to him, NO. MY NEW BFFS, DEATH, CAS AND I ARE GONNA GO BE BAMFS AND TRAP ALL THE DEMONS BACK IN HELL. And Dean will pout and Sam will cry because Diana Prince exists some where and that somewhere isn’t his SPNverse.
And Sam will say, CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL I TOTALLY DIG THE PANTS AND THE SUPERBOY JACKET.
And Dean will look at him and be like, DUDE NO, SHE’S BETTER WITH HER ORIGINAL OUTFIT. YA KNOW THAT SEXY SWIM SUIT. MAN, LYNDA CARTER IS SO HOT.
And Sam will bitchface and be like, UH SHE ORIGINAL HAD A SKIRT THAT’S JUST ABOVE HER KNEE.
And Dean will stare at him and say, WOW SAM, YOU ARE SO GAY AND I AM SO HETEROSEXUAL. And then they’ll notice that Batman, Death and Cas left and they’ll frowny face and go back to their motel rooms, fuck the brains out of each other- stopping mid way whispering, IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT CASTIEL- and then they’ll weep their way into climax.
MEANWHILE
Castiel has donned a Robin suit, Death in a Batgirl suit, are looking over plans on how to get Adam out of Luci’s cage and how to get all of the monsters trapped in Purgatory and the demons in Hell.
The End of Season 7
This is canon. Do not argue with me.
I disagree about the Robin suit.
Don’t worry, It’s not the one my dad had in mind for you. I was thinking something more like this: (The one on the left)
Must it be so bright? Why can’t I just wear my usual clothing?
I suppose red and black is still better than the green and yellow…
Yes. You’re the distraction, you have to be bright. Because some nefarious villain with a smart phone, will snap a picture of you, look you up on the driver’s license data base, find Jimmy, then they’ll fine Amelia and Claire the outcome of that isn’t a pretty picture.
That and it’s hard for the ladies and gents to oogle your body when it’s covered with loose layers.
Stop calling me your dad.
(Source: strawlarry, via god--deactivated20120108-deacti)
No, seriously guys. Why, and I mean why do you keep assuming I’m in a relationship with either of them? Or that I’m supposed to be? Or that I’m not supposed to be?
What the hell is a bitty?
Your support is appreciated.
I think that’s a bit ambitious for this evening.
Thank you, anonymous.
god-:
I recently found out that Batman and I have sired an offspring in an alternate universe, and that offspring is actually, uhh, God. Having learned that, I’m pretty sure I’m now averse to any form of reproduction. I used to be simply indifferent, but now…
Am I really that much of a disappointment?
Don’t answer that.
As far as I’m aware, they’re kept in a filing system in the bunker. I’ll get to them when I can summon a fuck to give.
